Why Am I So Ugly? Top 10 Reasons You're Ugly

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You're so ugly, you can sink your face in dough and make monster cookies. I have been finding beauty where I did not want to look.

You're so ugly, you can't get a date off the calendar. You're so ugly, every time you go out you get chased by the dog catcher.

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